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1 Toc toc... Si avvicina la vigilia... ti aspettiamo per festeggiare, c'e' un cenone da gustare e tante bottiglie da stappare!!! Auguri!
2 Per le feste di solito si diventa piu' buoni! Siccome mi sento piu' buona ti mando i miei piu' sinceri auguri!
3 A Natale ci si aspettano tanti regali... Ma lo sai il piu' bello sei stato tu!
4 Anche se siamo lontani in questo periodo cosi' speciale dell'anno non mi posso dimenticare di te. TANTI AUGURI
5 Si dice che per le feste si diventa piu' buoni... ma perche' su di te non ha effetto? Nonostante tutto Buon Millennio!
6 Un bellissimo cenone anche a te vorrei augurare... per l'anno nuovo spero tanto ogni giorno di averti accanto!
7 Il Natale e' stato come un presepe c'e' chi fa i doni e chi li riceve... io ho ricevuto i tuoi! Auguri e buon Millennio!
8 La vita e' come un albero di Natale c'e' sempre chi rompe le palle! Bacioni!
9 Salutando con nostalgia il 2000 che sta passando ti auguro un brillante 2001! TANTI Baci!
10 Un augurio particolare per un nuovo anno da non dimenticare!
11 Tanti auguri brillanti per un Capodanno e un anno nuovo sicuramente importanti... come perche'? Ci sono io con te!
12 Tanti auguri a chi fa del mio anno un buon inizio di Millenio!
13 Se l'albero di Natale decrivesse la nostra amicizia sarebbe una quercia! Dove va quel boscaiolo? Aiuto!
14 Nelle feste diventano tutti piu' buoni... HO DETTO TUTTI!... IO NO! Visto che basta il pensiero ti regalo i miei preziosi auguri
15 Caro BABBO NATALE regala un po' di gioia per me ed i miei cari... FRA QUESTI CI SEI TU... TANTI AUGURI E FELICE ANNO NUOVO
16 Non ho nulla da farti scartare, ma a volte un pensiero puo' bastare per chi lo sa apprezzare. Tanti Auguri!
17 Sotto l'albero i regali dei tuoi cari, sul telefonino il mio messaggio di auguri. Buon Capodanno e Buon Anno!
18 A Capodanno sei lontano, si sa
19 Non ho piu' soldi per i regali, non ho piu' credito nel telefonino, meno male che con SMS Love non pago questo messaggino. Buon Millennio!
20 Il Natale mi ricorda una stella chiamata cometa, io una volta ne ho seguita una e per Capodanno mi ha portato fino a te! Buon Millennio!
21 Posso affliggere questi manifesti? Come? Pago un anno di tassa per sole 2 ore del 2000?
22 Riposiamoci e diamoci una rifucilata.
23 Tomba ha vinto lo slavo gigante. Ora proverà con la combinata islamica.
24 Ai TG parlavano degli ambientalisti islamici. Innafiavano con il Napalm...
25 Ho il patè d'animo... queste feste mi fanno sentire il fegato di oca... grassa!
26 Di fronte a queste cose rimango putrefatto.
27 Siamo agli antilopi.
28 Quando muoio mi faccio cromare. Finalmente varrò qualcosa!
29 Ho un dolore in mezzo allo sterco. Sarà lo zoccolo dello Zampone?
30 Purtroppo è nel mio carattere: sodomizzo tutto. Burro o vasellina?
31 I raggi ultra violenti. Andremo negli stadi con gli occhiali da sole.
32 Anche l'ottico vuole la sua parte. Esoso!
33 Anche l'occhio va dalla sua parte. STRABICO!
34 Spezziamo un'arancia in favore della libertà. Sgocciola?
35 Non bisogna piangere sul latte macchiato. Sul cappuccino si!
36 Uniamo l'utero al dilettevole.
37 Arrivano certe zampate di caldo. Ma lo zampone è freddo.
38 Mi sono dato la zuppa di lenticchie sul piede. Porterà fortuna?
39 C'è peluria di operai. Facciamo le pulizie etniche in fabrica?
40 Ha studiato da solo, dice sempre: Sono un auto di latta! Non seguire il suo esempio!
41 Da vicino vedo bene, da lontano sono lesbica.
42 A me piacciono le vacanze all'aria aperta, a contatto con la natura, dove si vive ancora allo stato ebraico. Speriamo nel III Millenio!
43 Un anno che muore e uno che nasce, voglio rinascere con te.
44 Che ti sia lieto il tempo che ti appresti a vivere, frammento del tutto, bagliore d'infinito.
45 C'è una terra del dolore e una della felicità: entriamo lì dove il tempo non corre e ferma l'attimo felice.
46 Fine di un millennio o succedersi di un giorno: preferisco contare i giorni con te.
47 Che i tuoi sogni e i tuoi desideri siano il sole del tempo che verrà.
48 Del tempo che scorre, solo quello con te mi è caro.
49 Vengono i giorni e passano le ere, e se sempre tu che mi commuovi il cuore, in molte estasi di gioia e dolore.
50 Tutte le mie illusioni bruceranno in una luminaria di gioia e tutti i miei desideri matureranno in frutti d'amore.
51 Dal mio cuore esce e danza l'immagine del mio desiderio, cerco ciò che non posso ottenere e ottengo quello che non cerco.
52 Getting older is no big deal. Why just the other day, I found a gray hair in my brush & thought...
53 ...what gray-headed old fool's been sneaking in my house to brush his hair! Happy Birthday!
54 Don't worry about getting older as long as you don't see mixed-up words and still understand what they mean.
55 After all, fly times for us all. !Birthday Happy
56 Mom, on Mother's Day, I want you to know I appreciate all the practical lessons you taught me...
57 separating the darks from lights...reading label instructions...knowing hot, warm, or cold...
58 ...there's just one thing--which one's the washer? Happy Mother's Day!
59 Since it's your birthday, we've done something special for you. We're all getting together to have a wild and crazy time...
60 ...and we've voted you "designated driver."
61 Happy Birthday from your favorite worrier!
62 Gee, I hope no one else sent you this card!
63 This Christmas we were going to tell everyone that the real meaning of the Season was not gifts...
64 ...but we thought they might take us seriously and not get us any. Merry Christmas!
65 Happy Mother's Day to a Mom who's organized, efficient, and somehow finds time to do it all...
66 ...you did buy yourself a present for today, didn't you?!?
67 Bet you didn't know New Year's is actually good for the environment!
68 Look at all those old resolutions you can keep recycling... Happy New Year!
69 That's what I love about you...your unfounded suspicions and your rich imagination.
70 BIRTHDAY HUMOR FRIENDSHIP Pssssst! If you tell everyone I've gotten thinner... ...I'll say you've gotten younger! Happy Birthday!
71 ...a little white lie here...a little white lie there... Happy Birthday anyway!
72 Y'know I wouldn't call you old...
73 ...I'd call you chronologically challenged! Happy Birthday!
74 Happy Birthday! I wouldn't say you're old...
75 ...I'd say you were in a state of advanced maturity!
76 Happy Birthday! I don't think we're getting senile...
77 ...we're pre-occupied!
78 Happy Birthday! Y'know we're at that stage in our lives when we are thinking more and more of the hereafter...
79 ...like when you go into a room and try to remember what you're here after!
80 Happy Birthday! Even at our age, you and I have still got the right stuff. Most of it's in the wrong places!
81 Happy Birthday! Let's not think of this as our declining years...
82 ...let's think of them as our reclining years!
83 It's Christmas and across the land glad voices cry out... ...Paper or Plastic?!
84 Happy Anniversary from one computer buff to another. Let's interface!
85 It's so lonely here without you... ...even my computer is down!
86 On a scale of 1 to 10... ...we'd weigh a lot less!
87 Here's a great way to beat the dieting blues. When you step on the scale... ...pretend it's your IQ!
88 You and I will never be over the hill. At our age, who's got the strength to climb that far?!
89 Valentine, if you dream about me like I dream about you... ...shame on you!
90 A Valentine Across the Miles VALENTINES DAY LOVE ROMANCE ...in my thoughts I hold you close.
91 You are a beautiful Masterpiece!
92 When I count my blessings at Christmas... ...I begin with you.
93 Each Christmas brings me wonderful thoughts and memories... ...and so many are of you.
94 I was going to buy you a boat for Christmas, but then I changed my mind.
95 Somebody said you were already getting a little dinghy!
96 To reach the goal we must at times run with the wind, other times, against it. But we must certainly run, not walk, nor stand still.
97 You and I are like honey and tea. I boil and I steep then you sweeten me.
98 May your Christmas be filled with T.L.C., tree trimming, lights lighting, and...
99 ...CAFFEINATED COFFEE to keep you jumping during the season! Merry Christmas.
100 HOLIDAY HUMOR It's tough being Santa, delivering all those presents, filling all those stockings, and eating all those cookies...
101 That's life in the fast lane! Happy Holidays
102 My favorite song this time of year is "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
103 Skip the first four days with the darn birds and give me the five golden rings!
104 We decided to give home-made gifts for Christmas...
105 Which one of the kids do you want? Merry Christmas!
106 It would take five Santas...
107 HOLIDAY LOVE FAMILY ...to do the work of one parent during the Holiday Season. Merry Christmas!
108 What three little words do parents love to hear during the holiday season?
109 NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED! Happy Holidays.
110 Welcome to MOTHERHOOD!
111 You have just entered the STRESS ZONE...
112 My goal today is to get one TASK done...
113 My task today is to set one GOAL!
114 After working all day, making dinner, doing dishes and driving car pools... ...there's just enough energy to pass out!
115 Aerobics, Jogging and Nautilus have contributed to my loss... ...of wanting that PERFECT BODY!
116 I'm eating the crusts on my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches now. Happy Mother's Day!
117 I wanted to buy you an expensive birthday gift, but when I checked my chief lending institution I got a horrible shock!
118 My cookie jar only had cookies in it. Happy Birthday Anyway!
119 During those times I was alone and adrift... ...you were the anchor that held me steady.
120 You look a little like your mother, a little like your father... ...and a whole lot like a miracle to me.
121 You've kept the embers glowing. Happy Anniversary!
122 Happy Birthday to a sensational person... ...who is still older than me!
123 Here in the midst of a lonely abyss A single joy I find... your presence in my mind.
124 two hearts two minds in time did find one love one aim two paths the same rejoice! hold fast! ...and love will last.
125 wish for you.
126 Alone I dare not climb... with you I reach new heights.
127 Be swift with praise and slow to anger.
128 The melody in my head is the music of those I love.
129 Dance to the music of your dreams; the steps will bring you joy.
130 Warm your thoughts and freeze your fears.
131 It's not the speed toward the goal, but the direction...forward.
132 Even muddy water settles into clear.
133 Discover the path, then make it new.
134 I think you should know... ...I'm user friendly.
135 Do you know what's better than a shoe sale? Very, very little. Happy Birthday!
136 Didn't think I'd find out - did you? She's out there. She's coming for you.
137 Happy Birthday Sis! If I didn't have you as my sister... I wouldn't have nearly as many outfits to choose from!
138 Let me be the first to say... You still look better than your driver's license picture! Happy Birthday!
139 Do you know what the problem is with being 29? No one believes you're 29! Happy Birthday!
140 Feeling down? Depressed? Do what I do... Whine!
141 HUMOR FRIENDSHIP In the great supermarket of life... ...may the wheels on your grocery cart never wobble and your coupons never expire.
142 What do you call bacon that's been in your refrigerator so long it's turned green? Jurassic Pork!
143 It's important to keep your sense of humor as the years go by... ...especially when your looks go bye.
144 You know you're getting old when... ...teenage drivers look like they should be in car seats.
145 Age is a state of mind... ...and gravity is a state of body.
146 Happy Birthday to a woman who looks great in spandex.
147 I really, really hate you. Have a stress-free Christmas and a debt-free New Year. Then tell me how you did it.
148 As a little girl I was afraid of snakes, spiders, the dark. The only thing that frightens me now is... ...a man with a remote control.
149 In keeping with the fitness trend, I've got my own motto that represents how I feel.
150 "Just watch someone else do it."
151 For you, I'd climb the highest mountain, swim the deepest ocean.
152 I'd even watch football with you.
2 Per le feste di solito si diventa piu' buoni! Siccome mi sento piu' buona ti mando i miei piu' sinceri auguri!
3 A Natale ci si aspettano tanti regali... Ma lo sai il piu' bello sei stato tu!
4 Anche se siamo lontani in questo periodo cosi' speciale dell'anno non mi posso dimenticare di te. TANTI AUGURI
5 Si dice che per le feste si diventa piu' buoni... ma perche' su di te non ha effetto? Nonostante tutto Buon Millennio!
6 Un bellissimo cenone anche a te vorrei augurare... per l'anno nuovo spero tanto ogni giorno di averti accanto!
7 Il Natale e' stato come un presepe c'e' chi fa i doni e chi li riceve... io ho ricevuto i tuoi! Auguri e buon Millennio!
8 La vita e' come un albero di Natale c'e' sempre chi rompe le palle! Bacioni!
9 Salutando con nostalgia il 2000 che sta passando ti auguro un brillante 2001! TANTI Baci!
10 Un augurio particolare per un nuovo anno da non dimenticare!
11 Tanti auguri brillanti per un Capodanno e un anno nuovo sicuramente importanti... come perche'? Ci sono io con te!
12 Tanti auguri a chi fa del mio anno un buon inizio di Millenio!
13 Se l'albero di Natale decrivesse la nostra amicizia sarebbe una quercia! Dove va quel boscaiolo? Aiuto!
14 Nelle feste diventano tutti piu' buoni... HO DETTO TUTTI!... IO NO! Visto che basta il pensiero ti regalo i miei preziosi auguri
15 Caro BABBO NATALE regala un po' di gioia per me ed i miei cari... FRA QUESTI CI SEI TU... TANTI AUGURI E FELICE ANNO NUOVO
16 Non ho nulla da farti scartare, ma a volte un pensiero puo' bastare per chi lo sa apprezzare. Tanti Auguri!
17 Sotto l'albero i regali dei tuoi cari, sul telefonino il mio messaggio di auguri. Buon Capodanno e Buon Anno!
18 A Capodanno sei lontano, si sa
19 Non ho piu' soldi per i regali, non ho piu' credito nel telefonino, meno male che con SMS Love non pago questo messaggino. Buon Millennio!
20 Il Natale mi ricorda una stella chiamata cometa, io una volta ne ho seguita una e per Capodanno mi ha portato fino a te! Buon Millennio!
21 Posso affliggere questi manifesti? Come? Pago un anno di tassa per sole 2 ore del 2000?
22 Riposiamoci e diamoci una rifucilata.
23 Tomba ha vinto lo slavo gigante. Ora proverà con la combinata islamica.
24 Ai TG parlavano degli ambientalisti islamici. Innafiavano con il Napalm...
25 Ho il patè d'animo... queste feste mi fanno sentire il fegato di oca... grassa!
26 Di fronte a queste cose rimango putrefatto.
27 Siamo agli antilopi.
28 Quando muoio mi faccio cromare. Finalmente varrò qualcosa!
29 Ho un dolore in mezzo allo sterco. Sarà lo zoccolo dello Zampone?
30 Purtroppo è nel mio carattere: sodomizzo tutto. Burro o vasellina?
31 I raggi ultra violenti. Andremo negli stadi con gli occhiali da sole.
32 Anche l'ottico vuole la sua parte. Esoso!
33 Anche l'occhio va dalla sua parte. STRABICO!
34 Spezziamo un'arancia in favore della libertà. Sgocciola?
35 Non bisogna piangere sul latte macchiato. Sul cappuccino si!
36 Uniamo l'utero al dilettevole.
37 Arrivano certe zampate di caldo. Ma lo zampone è freddo.
38 Mi sono dato la zuppa di lenticchie sul piede. Porterà fortuna?
39 C'è peluria di operai. Facciamo le pulizie etniche in fabrica?
40 Ha studiato da solo, dice sempre: Sono un auto di latta! Non seguire il suo esempio!
41 Da vicino vedo bene, da lontano sono lesbica.
42 A me piacciono le vacanze all'aria aperta, a contatto con la natura, dove si vive ancora allo stato ebraico. Speriamo nel III Millenio!
43 Un anno che muore e uno che nasce, voglio rinascere con te.
44 Che ti sia lieto il tempo che ti appresti a vivere, frammento del tutto, bagliore d'infinito.
45 C'è una terra del dolore e una della felicità: entriamo lì dove il tempo non corre e ferma l'attimo felice.
46 Fine di un millennio o succedersi di un giorno: preferisco contare i giorni con te.
47 Che i tuoi sogni e i tuoi desideri siano il sole del tempo che verrà.
48 Del tempo che scorre, solo quello con te mi è caro.
49 Vengono i giorni e passano le ere, e se sempre tu che mi commuovi il cuore, in molte estasi di gioia e dolore.
50 Tutte le mie illusioni bruceranno in una luminaria di gioia e tutti i miei desideri matureranno in frutti d'amore.
51 Dal mio cuore esce e danza l'immagine del mio desiderio, cerco ciò che non posso ottenere e ottengo quello che non cerco.
52 Getting older is no big deal. Why just the other day, I found a gray hair in my brush & thought...
53 ...what gray-headed old fool's been sneaking in my house to brush his hair! Happy Birthday!
54 Don't worry about getting older as long as you don't see mixed-up words and still understand what they mean.
55 After all, fly times for us all. !Birthday Happy
56 Mom, on Mother's Day, I want you to know I appreciate all the practical lessons you taught me...
57 separating the darks from lights...reading label instructions...knowing hot, warm, or cold...
58 ...there's just one thing--which one's the washer? Happy Mother's Day!
59 Since it's your birthday, we've done something special for you. We're all getting together to have a wild and crazy time...
60 ...and we've voted you "designated driver."
61 Happy Birthday from your favorite worrier!
62 Gee, I hope no one else sent you this card!
63 This Christmas we were going to tell everyone that the real meaning of the Season was not gifts...
64 ...but we thought they might take us seriously and not get us any. Merry Christmas!
65 Happy Mother's Day to a Mom who's organized, efficient, and somehow finds time to do it all...
66 ...you did buy yourself a present for today, didn't you?!?
67 Bet you didn't know New Year's is actually good for the environment!
68 Look at all those old resolutions you can keep recycling... Happy New Year!
69 That's what I love about you...your unfounded suspicions and your rich imagination.
70 BIRTHDAY HUMOR FRIENDSHIP Pssssst! If you tell everyone I've gotten thinner... ...I'll say you've gotten younger! Happy Birthday!
71 ...a little white lie here...a little white lie there... Happy Birthday anyway!
72 Y'know I wouldn't call you old...
73 ...I'd call you chronologically challenged! Happy Birthday!
74 Happy Birthday! I wouldn't say you're old...
75 ...I'd say you were in a state of advanced maturity!
76 Happy Birthday! I don't think we're getting senile...
77 ...we're pre-occupied!
78 Happy Birthday! Y'know we're at that stage in our lives when we are thinking more and more of the hereafter...
79 ...like when you go into a room and try to remember what you're here after!
80 Happy Birthday! Even at our age, you and I have still got the right stuff. Most of it's in the wrong places!
81 Happy Birthday! Let's not think of this as our declining years...
82 ...let's think of them as our reclining years!
83 It's Christmas and across the land glad voices cry out... ...Paper or Plastic?!
84 Happy Anniversary from one computer buff to another. Let's interface!
85 It's so lonely here without you... ...even my computer is down!
86 On a scale of 1 to 10... ...we'd weigh a lot less!
87 Here's a great way to beat the dieting blues. When you step on the scale... ...pretend it's your IQ!
88 You and I will never be over the hill. At our age, who's got the strength to climb that far?!
89 Valentine, if you dream about me like I dream about you... ...shame on you!
90 A Valentine Across the Miles VALENTINES DAY LOVE ROMANCE ...in my thoughts I hold you close.
91 You are a beautiful Masterpiece!
92 When I count my blessings at Christmas... ...I begin with you.
93 Each Christmas brings me wonderful thoughts and memories... ...and so many are of you.
94 I was going to buy you a boat for Christmas, but then I changed my mind.
95 Somebody said you were already getting a little dinghy!
96 To reach the goal we must at times run with the wind, other times, against it. But we must certainly run, not walk, nor stand still.
97 You and I are like honey and tea. I boil and I steep then you sweeten me.
98 May your Christmas be filled with T.L.C., tree trimming, lights lighting, and...
99 ...CAFFEINATED COFFEE to keep you jumping during the season! Merry Christmas.
100 HOLIDAY HUMOR It's tough being Santa, delivering all those presents, filling all those stockings, and eating all those cookies...
101 That's life in the fast lane! Happy Holidays
102 My favorite song this time of year is "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
103 Skip the first four days with the darn birds and give me the five golden rings!
104 We decided to give home-made gifts for Christmas...
105 Which one of the kids do you want? Merry Christmas!
106 It would take five Santas...
107 HOLIDAY LOVE FAMILY ...to do the work of one parent during the Holiday Season. Merry Christmas!
108 What three little words do parents love to hear during the holiday season?
109 NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED! Happy Holidays.
110 Welcome to MOTHERHOOD!
111 You have just entered the STRESS ZONE...
112 My goal today is to get one TASK done...
113 My task today is to set one GOAL!
114 After working all day, making dinner, doing dishes and driving car pools... ...there's just enough energy to pass out!
115 Aerobics, Jogging and Nautilus have contributed to my loss... ...of wanting that PERFECT BODY!
116 I'm eating the crusts on my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches now. Happy Mother's Day!
117 I wanted to buy you an expensive birthday gift, but when I checked my chief lending institution I got a horrible shock!
118 My cookie jar only had cookies in it. Happy Birthday Anyway!
119 During those times I was alone and adrift... ...you were the anchor that held me steady.
120 You look a little like your mother, a little like your father... ...and a whole lot like a miracle to me.
121 You've kept the embers glowing. Happy Anniversary!
122 Happy Birthday to a sensational person... ...who is still older than me!
123 Here in the midst of a lonely abyss A single joy I find... your presence in my mind.
124 two hearts two minds in time did find one love one aim two paths the same rejoice! hold fast! ...and love will last.
125 wish for you.
126 Alone I dare not climb... with you I reach new heights.
127 Be swift with praise and slow to anger.
128 The melody in my head is the music of those I love.
129 Dance to the music of your dreams; the steps will bring you joy.
130 Warm your thoughts and freeze your fears.
131 It's not the speed toward the goal, but the direction...forward.
132 Even muddy water settles into clear.
133 Discover the path, then make it new.
134 I think you should know... ...I'm user friendly.
135 Do you know what's better than a shoe sale? Very, very little. Happy Birthday!
136 Didn't think I'd find out - did you? She's out there. She's coming for you.
137 Happy Birthday Sis! If I didn't have you as my sister... I wouldn't have nearly as many outfits to choose from!
138 Let me be the first to say... You still look better than your driver's license picture! Happy Birthday!
139 Do you know what the problem is with being 29? No one believes you're 29! Happy Birthday!
140 Feeling down? Depressed? Do what I do... Whine!
141 HUMOR FRIENDSHIP In the great supermarket of life... ...may the wheels on your grocery cart never wobble and your coupons never expire.
142 What do you call bacon that's been in your refrigerator so long it's turned green? Jurassic Pork!
143 It's important to keep your sense of humor as the years go by... ...especially when your looks go bye.
144 You know you're getting old when... ...teenage drivers look like they should be in car seats.
145 Age is a state of mind... ...and gravity is a state of body.
146 Happy Birthday to a woman who looks great in spandex.
147 I really, really hate you. Have a stress-free Christmas and a debt-free New Year. Then tell me how you did it.
148 As a little girl I was afraid of snakes, spiders, the dark. The only thing that frightens me now is... ...a man with a remote control.
149 In keeping with the fitness trend, I've got my own motto that represents how I feel.
150 "Just watch someone else do it."
151 For you, I'd climb the highest mountain, swim the deepest ocean.
152 I'd even watch football with you.